"Bear"
(to the tune of "Hair" as performed by The Cowsills)
She asks me why
Why I'm a hairy guy
I'm hairy noon and night
Hey, I'm a fright
I'm hairy high and low
Don't ask me why
'Cos I don't know
It's just the way I'm bred,
Like Charles Darwin said,
Darling...
Give me a den with bears
Tall, beautiful bears
Biting, frightening,
Rending, mauling, tearing
Look at that one there: bear!
Shoulder height or taller: bear!
Here's the baby, there's the mama,
Look out for the daddy, daddy...
Bears! (bears bears bears bears bears bears
oh)
Fear them, revere them
Just don't try feed them
They're bears.
They don't mind a stiff breeze
And they love to climb trees
A hole in a hill's a good lair
A coat full of fleas
A hive full of honey bees
Or roots and berries
There ain't no words
For the beauty, the splendor, the wonder
Of the...
Bears! (bears bears bears bears bears bears
oh)
Fear them, revere them
Just don't try feed them
They're bears.
Their fur is long, straight, curly, fuzzy
Snaggy, shaggy, ratsy, matsy
Oily, greasy, fleecy, shining
Gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen
Brown or black or golden
Bears, they are so hairy
If you try to poke one you'll be
Mangled, wrangled, tangled
Like spaghetti
Oh say can you see
My claws?
If you can,
Then you're much too close.
O'er the mount—
O'er the mount—
The bear goes
O'er the mount—
The bear goes
over the mountain
where he sleeps for eight months
where he sleeps for eight months
No, never has to diet
And he can sleep for eight months
Oh, give me a den with bears
Tall, beautiful bears
Tall, beautiful bears
Biting, frightening,
Rending, mauling, tearing
Now won't you give a care for bears?
Black or Kodiak bears?
Here's the baby, there's the mama,
Look out for the daddy, daddy...
Bears! (bears bears bears bears bears bears
oh)
Fear them, revere them
Just don't try feed them
They're bears! (bears bears bears bears bears
bears oh)
Fear them, revere them
Just don't try feed them
They're bears!
Bears bears bears bears bears bears bears
bears
Bears bears bears bears bears bears bears
bears
Bears!
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